craplos: ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
robertoluongo: in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
sfux: i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
evolutia: trapghoul: how come white boys are given adhd medication and called gifted when they act out but black boys are placed in remedial classes and passed off as stupid???? is that not a valid issue among men’s rights activists??? No. Friendzoning and Fedora’s. That’s it.
buttspectre: why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween when u can be this
janetdevlinoffic: Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market
songofastark: Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”. Don’t just fuck the police. Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss...
But the biggest surprise of “Aschenputtel” [Grimm brothers version of the...– from Cinderella Ate My Daughter: Dispatches from the Front Lines of the New Girlie-Girl Culture by Peggy Orenstein. (via feminishblog)
harryflack: remember when esteban was calling the dead but got put on hold
yourfriendg00: cute nicknames for your significant other: old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport
If you are reading this in the United States or Canada, whose land are you on,...– Qwo-Li Driskill (Cherokee), “Doubleweaving Two-Spirit Critiques: Building Alliances between Native and Queer Studies” (via nepantlastrategies)
tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.